Sunday, March 30, 2008




I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this
little boy some money back..


The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.


The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'


Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''


The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy
this doll, my dear.''


Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around.
She left quickly.


The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.


Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll
to.


'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.


She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'


I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after
all, and not to worry.


But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her
where she is now.


I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister
when she goes there.'


His eyes were so sad while saying this.


'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to
see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to
give it to my sister.''


My heart nearly stopped.


The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy
not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'


Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then
told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me'


'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy
says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'


Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.


I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again,
just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''


'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money
to his without him seeing and we started to count it.


There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.


The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'


Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep
for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy
could give it to my


sister. He heard me!''


'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy,
but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.


But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''


'My mommy loves white roses.'


A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.


I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.


I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.


Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which
mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young


woman and a little girl.


The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.
The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine,
because the


young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.


Was this the family of the little boy?


Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
paper that the young woman had passed away.


I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to
the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people
to see and make last


wishes before her burial.


She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest..


I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for
ever... The love that the little boy had for his mother and his
sister is still, to this day, hard


to imagine.


And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away
from him.




SO TO PPL OUT THERE....LOVE YOUR FAMILY AS IF THEY WILL BE GONE TOMORO AND TO THOSE IDIOTS WHO DRINK N DRIVE........ GO TO HELL

Friday, March 28, 2008

world gone crazy.....





Seen a couple of pic from the website and going to share with u .... look at the spermbank in china....cool huh...wish SG sperm bank starts this too and i bet with have a long Q n the bank will nvr be short or SPERM.....PLS MR MINISTER, hear my suggestion....LOL

Look at Ah Meng,he is enjoying himself with the BLOWJOB...who says only man enjoy bj....so do animal...

The other picture, showing the young monkey doing his own bj...cute right?????

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

value of woman

A value of woman.....from my points of view, i know im not that religious but i could not help it after reading this somewhere...



THE VALUE OF A WOMAN.... THIS COULD NOT BE SAID MORE BEATIFULLY....BECAREFUL IF U MAKE A WOMAN CRY AS GOD COUNTS HER TEARS..A WOMAN CAME OUT OF A MAN"S RIB AND NOT FROM HIS FEET TO BE WALKED ON,NOT FROM HIS HEAD TO BE SUPERIOR OVER,BUT FROM HIS SIDE TO BE EQUAL....UNDER THE ARMS TO BE PROTECTED AND NEXT TO THE HEAART TO BE LOVED.......

The woman mention here is not only meant to be a wife,it can be our mom,siblings or frens....so be very careful if u think u wanna make gal cry....

Saturday, March 22, 2008

LEVAN WEE......


Dear Levan Wee....
read the news in paper bout your recent blogpost and heard singaporean are damn angry and pissed with the post bout ugly ppl and bout the African boy..... hmmm. Idunno y they r pissed off with u as i think wen u talk out ugly ppl, i was more of thinking that u r talking bout your ownself.....
I mean, all the while wen u wrote bout ugly ppl, its all u,u and u.... i mean look at yourself, i recalled there a saying bout...REN BU XIANG REN,GUI BU XIANG GUI....simply translated to,HUMAN NOT LIKE HUMAN, GHOST NOT LIKE GHOST....wink wink

BUt its a really bad post u did there,and i think....nobody is ugly,everybody is beatiful in their own way dude.....look at u ... u r ugly,but u got a talent.... god is great...

Tuesday, March 18, 2008





28 things u have to know bout GUYS,,,,,




1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!


2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.


3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.


4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him


5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.


6. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.


7. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.


8. Guys get jealous easily.


9. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.


10. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.


11. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.


12. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.


13. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.


14. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.


15. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.


16. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."


17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.


18. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.


19. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.


20. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.


21. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.


22. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.


23. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.


24. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.


25. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.


26. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.


27. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.


28. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

pleasing a woman




Woman says there r not difficult to pleased......think again.HERE are few or i mean 54 pointers to make a woman happy.and woman still insists its easy to pleased them......haix....



A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2 .a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes

Monday, March 10, 2008

JUST FOR LAUGH

JUST FOR LAUGH


THIS IS FROM WOMAN PESONAL AD......

40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer

EVEN AFTER READING THIS.... I STILL LOVE WOMAN

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

TOILET BREAK





I have to share with u this email... it makes the escaped terorist looks like a star.......If we enjoy the show PRISON BREAK....we now have another show caleed TOILET BREAK....LOL

It just normal for sg gov to say, oh...the centre was guided by MOSTLY GURKHA...ya ya ya blame and outsider instead of ourself..(wats new)

Wednesday, March 5, 2008


Lots of things is happening last week and this week........firstly, im gonna lose the laptop....secondly my buddy Chef Amri is opening his own bistro(AMRI LE BISTRO) serving authentic french bistro with modern touch.... i seen the menu and it will be a big hit with customer....its at 17 east coast road.....near the siglap shell station... i went there to take a look at the plc and i was damn proud of him...(i wish i will have something like that one day) I know this guy have the potential to make it big and even though he didnt win the chef selebriti...he proved to us he make it...so i just wanna tell the winnner and producer....U CAN SHAFT THAT CHEF SELEBRITI TROPHY UP YOUR OWN ASS....cos my buddy here proved to himself,to us and to his fans that winning is not everything.....I will give n help him in anyway i can..

chef alfie...is oso doing well in PUBLIC HOUSE @ rendevous hotel,running his own kitchen,he showing progress and earning good...no off day,7 days a week..and he got hair now.....lol.Infact he looks better with hair....

This sunday...chef akmal is having his big day...i have a mix feelings ,cos i hated wedding and nvr attend one after mine.....i just hate it as i just dun wanna remind myself of my own....abit emo , but thats life.

2 more good news, first will be the lauching of 'HANYA' in may....it will features the 12 chef monthly....so take a look ,its free anyway...lol

secondly..... the TRIPLE'A', ME,Chef Amri n Chef Alfie...will be cooking in SG EXPO hall from 20th till 23rd of march..its was an ivitation by Chef SITI DELIGHTS ..it was such an honour to be ask to cook in this pretigious event.......

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

A SINGLE DAD PLEADS...............

TO MY CHILD
Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face
and laugh when I feel like crying.
Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear,
and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry
and pick you up and take you to the park to play.
Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink,
and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.
Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off,
and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.
Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble
when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck,
and I will buy you one if he comes by.
Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up,
or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.
Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies,
and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.
Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal
so you can have both toys.
Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story
about how you were born and how much I love you.
Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry.
Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch
and count all the stars.
Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours,
and miss my favourite TV shows.
Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray,
I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.
I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children,
the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms.
The mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms
watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming inside that little body
And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer.
It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing,
except one more day.............






I just realised that, y we cant give our dad the same love as wat we gave our mom... i dun think we say "i love u dad" even i nvr ever say this....we just take for granted our love for our dad and will nvr ever says this....but,have we ever wonder y? Maybe because we ave this fear for dad and think of them as a fierce and stern looking man...but the only reason y they like that is because ..THEY LOVE US..
The only time i remember bout my dad is when i was a baby,and thats the only time...so i just wanna take this chance to say...DAD ,I LOVE U......

Saturday, March 1, 2008

My Greatest nightmare


Hi guys, sorrry for not updating...... My greatest Nightmares is finally happening. I luv my job and always take get pride in doing it but One day,My Greatest fear HAPPENS........I WAS ASK TO LEAVE MY JOB..

I was giving a 24hrs notice by my BOSS to leave my job,A job that i will love to die for,I was told that i was not up to his expectatition and been having unnecessary trouble at work..THAN my staff was so sad and felt than i was framed and the BOSS is so wrong..wAT im going to do now? where im suposed to go and work and lots more things playing in my ,mind...THAN staff and chef from other outlet came and consoled me...... i WAS hurt,angry and even hated my BOSS for doing this to me and being unreasonable....THAN some of the staff treatened to resign if my BOSS insist of me going...THAN some of the managers asking me to report the matter to the relevant department,THAN i was told by my Operational manager that i can leave on the very day ..THAN o slowly hand over evrythings to my SOUS chef ...THAN........



MY MOM WAKE ME UP FROM MY SLEEP AND SAYS...OI, WAKE UP, WAT TIME ALREADY?
LOL......sorry, its just a lame joke...hope it brighten up your day though..but, thats really is my BIGGEST NIGHTMARE